"It looks like I imagined it when I read the student prospectus." Laura smiled. "Almost exactly like I imagined it other than the blue tentacle phones, which somehow didn't put me off when I came here to look round."

The location of the Dean's office was obvious. The building itself was unchanged - other than painted a nice pink with perfectly manicured lawns and plants that were growing remarkably well, although a few of them did look a bit sinister.

"And that building is almost too welcoming."